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In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56’s camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.
Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.
Another life? so like last week
At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.
He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.
he is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society
Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent
A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?
Should have been bullied harder if you ask me…
They reaaaaally don’t look so tough without their masks on.
I think these lot of part of a separate intake. They are struggling to meet their quotas so they have to take anyone that turns up. They have basically lowered the entry requirements at this point to “can, with guidance, handle simultaneous walking and spitting”.
If he was bullied in school, that’s probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.
“He tried to kill me!”
“Every locker has air vents, you were fine.”
“But you blocked them all!”
“Of course! Don’t want your skinny little ass to escape through those.”
The “Master” race everyone
This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.
He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.
First job out of high school?
wait… He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.
The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.
And I’m sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.
The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.
It’s in everyone’s interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget
shitler utes
