Ariselas

Tis but a scratch!

“This rounds on me guys”

Fortunately Jimmy Savile is already dead and like Prince Andrew, Elon Musk, and Ted (Zodiac) Cruz wern’t born in the US. It’s gonna be hard to find someone worse unless Diddy’s schedule frees up.

That pee pee tape must be pretty wild if Donald is as worried about it as the Epstein Files

Donald looks like he let his go

“only real legacy will be in every list of history’s worst American President” and in in the Epstein Files and as a convicted felon and as a sexual predator and as a child rapist and …

Lego is safe, they obviously used Maga Blocks

Well I don’t see anyone other than Starmer rushing to help clean up his mess in Iran

Well it’s cold …

I mean, yeah, the Davie Crockett could fit in a back pack, a really big back pack

Sounds like he negotiated the deal with himself.

well shit

Maybe they gave him a 747 that’s totally not bugged. oh wait that was Qatar, my bad

Another life? so like last week

Deploying the Donald Youth now eh?

Right character, I think Kenneth McMillan / David Lynch does the creep factor better

Papers! Where are your papers! Schnell! SCHNELL!!!

I don’t think our conventional military would last long if the US invaded regardless of the F35 or Gripen. The only hope in that situation is that the US sucks at occupying territory, and they would double suck in winter. That is if Daniel Smith, Scot Moe, Ford and their followers don’t just roll out the red carpet.

Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead topped charts when Thatcher croaked, wonder what song will chart when Donnie dies?

100% Gripen