I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?
If they bomb the white house it won’t even be noticeable
trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy
They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again
Make America 1812 Again
Didn’t it get guttered and rebuilt a couple of decades back anyway. I’m sure I read somewhere, actually it might have been in one of the X-Men movies, that it’s completely different now to how it what originally rebuilt after the fire. So this would be at least the 4th iteration of the White House.
The Truman Reconstruction. It wasn’t rebuilt completely differently.
Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.
They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.
Lmao
I mean, I live here and I’m kinda alright with it.
This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn’t want to pay taxes. Let’s just start over.
Maybe going back to being a French or German colony would be more sensible
Nah, I get it. I mean, it’s not a dealbreaker for me.
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.
I’m afraid if I offer suggestions I’ll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.
Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, … trucks with testicles
There are like 15 conservative/republican people in this entire city, and that’s only because there is one in the white house plus his crew. It’s definitely the bluest place imaginable, in the USA at least.
The people we wouldn’t like would scurry away from there the second things look bad, so no need to bomb it. Just have to hunt them down with boots on the ground really.
A neutron device will suffice.
Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now
The bombings are a small price to pay
The Canadian government can even say It’s an operation to take care of pedophiles.
And it would be true.
Operation Epstein Fury
I’m never gonna stop reading this as Furry and being like “holy shit is that actually what they named it”
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
Would you? Please?!?!
Where do I send my $1.05?
Also, fuck you and your political Shitpost
War of 1812 is getting a sequel?
1812: Canada Strikes Back
War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.
Will you take a check?
Cheque.
Oui oui.
I didn’t pay extra for the French checks. Just regular American checks are good enough for me.
Here, I’ll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.
I have 5 dollars. Will that help?
Can we start a GoFund me?
i’d kick into the gofundme
How would you feel if Canada
🥂
Okay, what about Mexico
🤬
… At this point i almost wonder if Mexican federal leadership would give our states a better shot at self determination.
Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do… You can stay. You don’t have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day…
As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.
Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.
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well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once. most of all they are also afraid of thier OWN MAGAT supporters, thats why they moved onto bases.
Big autistic reporter Michael Falk energy.
I’m so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!
Hopefully he’s in his happy place now… stacking crates.
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it’s ok to laugh at it. It’s funny because it’s accurate yet funny. I’ve never found it offensive.
“Can you stack your family?”
If you’re going, I’m coming with you. —An autistic person
Edit: One of the comments pointed out that he’s counting the ceiling tiles while they strap the prisoner up with a mic. It’s so perfect.
