It must be a KDE version.
I’m more of a GIMP guy.
To all the users in chat having issues with klitoris, protip: it requires sudo for pretty much every command.
Only problem with that is most men wouldn’t be able to find it.
The Clit is legit
thanks!
I’ve been looking for that for the past 30 years.
At least the man who provides the documentation is huge.
There’s an awesome linux tool called “fuck”. When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type “fuck” and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it’s right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!
Is this meme from 2020? Windows would just call it Internet Copilot.
klitoris: Permission deniedbash: klitoris: command not found...
:(No, you should
touch klitorisorfinger klitoris, not bash it.man klitorisno manual entry for klitorisWell that explains a lot.
man klitoris? Don’t you meanbussy?No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.
This is such an underrated joke.
Use the -f option to find it
Is the GNOME version called Gock?
I would not be surprised if KDE already had “Klitoris”
It would have to be some horrid acronym for something like KDE Library Integration Tool Offering Recursive Integration Services or some shit.
Or a Trackpoint driver.
The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)
Krusader.
Or nautilus. My assumption is the files are in your sea not in their cloud.
Lumberjack or woodpecker honestly would have been better names since file systems are basically trees
If the file system is a tree, naming the file manager for someone whose job it is to destroy the tree seems silly.
Like if Nautilus is any better
Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.
Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.
Once a couple employers ago, I got an email from IT admins demanding that I uninstall that “game”.
The nautical theme also continues with Nemo
Dolphin, the total commander of nautilus!
Wasn’t it named after Norton Commander?
I mean, yeah, but then the same applies to Norton Commander as well :D
WDYM “explorer”, is that some weird name for a file manager?
You can explore file system, but how would you dolphin it?
I always loved the logically escalation with konquerer
It kind of makes sense. You are swimming the sea of misorganized random piles of files and folders you have created.
Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
- gimp
- finger
- john the ripper
- libcaca
- toilet
- fsck
I’m crying rn, caca means poop in spanish 😭😭😭
Woah, poop is a good name for an util
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
man
every Command Line Interface Tool
(not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )
man man
This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.
I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told
In this context I really hope you mean aides.
I giggle every time I see ‘man touch’
I just watched that movie.
jq, ed
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Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.
sudo nanomeans “I sweat, dwarf”
I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)
The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices
Ah so BDSM then /s
No just BSD
BSDMobile?
IOS
Oh. Plenty, they just don’t fuck with ‘consent’.
I avoided Gnome for exactly that reason for years but the shell extensions for gnome have improved a lot and it’s pretty flexible now. If you don’t mind depending on the addin authors maintaining your favorites.Dash to panel or dock is virtually a whole different UI.
Ngl, for me both GNOME and GTK+ suck, their governance, design principles, development principles, and both user-facing and dev-facing cultures, are authoritarian and really toxic. Look at, for example, the Mutter controversy, or the controversy woth GTK4 and the subsequent creation of both MATE and Cinnamon, or the drama with Zrythm (which author I do personally support) and FalkTX, etc.
I honestly find it odd that anyone brings up “no choices” and “lack of customisation” as a point against GNOME at all… Nothing in any desktop environment comes close to the versatility of GNOME extensions.
KDE ehem…
Yes, KDE included. I don’t think you understand the level of flexibility that being able to monkey-patch the GNOME shell provides. And I say that as someone who loves both KDE and GNOME for different reasons.
Honestly, I personally feel sorry (with every intention to offend) that you and others like you settle for and defend tooth and nail a half-baked solution, glued together with saliva and that breaks every time a core GNOME developer decides on it like monkey-patching over a shitty API. Not to mention the fact that KDE also allows it, and I say this as a KDE user, for the deepest part of its extensibility and scriptability, but without breaking it just because it looked ugly, and also allows other types of extensions, such as compiled dynamic libraries, or Plasmoids and components.
finally someone says it.
the extensions might not be core utilities of gnome and break on an update, but they allow for customization that even kde doesn’t provide yet everyone is saying gnome has a “lack of customization”
> man womanNo manual entry for womanBro literal said “No bitches?” 😭😭😭😭
Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.
Also
finger \! && exitAlso there’s Rufus
Also bitchx
Pip yay
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Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?
And the name isn’t great either.
You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!
Good way to get Stallman to kill you
They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.
Someone could fork it, with just a different name. 😆
Green is my pepper.
GNU Image Manipulation Program or GIMP
I’m kind of surprised that Apple didn’t name the iPhone just “Phone”.
Don’t forget iPods were this big back when the iPhone was released:
And as others pointed out they had the iMac and iBook and iTunes and the iMac was full of more iNames that I can’t even think of right now. It fit their branding enough that SNL did a joke about iRan and iRack
Probably not enough to get recognised as a brand.
Common dictionary words are not trademarkable. In fact, if an existing trademark becomes common in speech it becomes genericized and the trademark is lost. One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro.
That, and you’ve got to remember how big iPods were at the time. In 2007, it was weird that Apple was entering the cell phone market. The iSomething branding basically saved the company in 2001 with the iMac and iBook, the iPod was the first electronics gadget I ever remember being worn as a status symbol, the first that got treated like designer clothing or shoes. That “I have an iPod, and you have…whatever that is.” White headphone cords were a fashion statement. The Motorola Razr phone got the same treatment before the iPhone.
Physical products - maybe, but it doesn’t seem to apply to software. And Apple is not the only offender in that (although I have to admit that they’re somewhat good at coming up with generic and yet recognisable names because of the context). Just try to think of a desktop or mobile OS that doesn’t bundle a default app with a generic name like Files, Mail, Internet and so on.
They’re not trying to trademark those. Others can call their default apps the same thing and it’s fine. Others can’t call their default in house browser chrome (unless they’re google).
One of my personal hobbies is doing that to Velcro
Oh you mean velcro?
Is this xerox a Canon?
See? It’s working.
That’s a brand??? Then what’s the actual thing called?
Hook and loop fastener or something long and unwieldy
Yeah most space age material names are. It’s dacron wrapped in mylar surmounted in inconel plated in clyno and attached with velcro. Which of those did I make up?
I know that Mylar, Inconel and Velcro are real, so it’s a toss-up between Dacron and Clyno.
After consulting an online source, I vote that Clyno is the imposter.
Who is this Clitoris fellow everyone always talks about? Is he like Diogenes or some shit?
I don’t think that app exists but there is this
Is it Klit or Kilt, the readme literally says both…
https://github.com/openlyst/klit/commit/bf1279efa747d8835b1fe718d4d65947b6c57dcc
The name is being changed.
Boooo!
well that’s no fun!
