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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 20 hours ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 20 hours ago
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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    bash: klitoris: command not found...
    :(

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Windows does have the best naming schemes

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    I’m kind of surprised that Apple didn’t name the iPhone just “Phone”.

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      Probably not enough to get recognised as a brand.

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    It’s my favorite app to play around with

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      Search results: klitoris not found.

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    Is the GNOME version called Gock?

    • Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I would not be surprised if KDE already had “Klitoris”

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    It’s telling me to slow down when I try to look under the hood.

    I keep having to work around it.

    The terms-of-service were too confusing.

    It’s not klitoris, I was in the pool.

  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
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    The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

    • kreiger@lemmy.world
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      WDYM “explorer”, is that some weird name for a file manager?

    • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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      It kind of makes sense. You are swimming the sea of misorganized random piles of files and folders you have created.

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      Like if Nautilus is any better

      Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

      • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
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        Wasn’t it named after Norton Commander?

      • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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        The nautical theme also continues with Nemo

      • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
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        Dolphin, the total commander of nautilus!

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    You think that’s the worst?

    • khánh@lemmy.zip
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      It’s a literal loli snatcher. what did you think it was going to be named?

    • FirmDistribution@lemmy.worldOP
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      Jarvis, kill this developer

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      6 hours ago

      Passable censoring, 2/3 successfully censored

    • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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      I hope they changed the name and icon. Edit: it’s still there somehow

      • Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I feel like they made the app for this exact purpose and are proud to say it.

        • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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          good theory

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    I’m still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won’t stop.

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      It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile. Hyperlocal news, sports, government agencies, corporate news, everyone posts there since nobody looks at Facebook anymore and Instagram is mainly for pics. All the good artists are on Twitter as well.

      Nobody is posting to Mastodon because actually finding information and people is proper impossible. I mean hell I almost never see any posts from Mastodon getting posted to any meme community because everyone is all tech and politics and doom and serious.

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        I wonder if Twitter just hung onto market share in India while it hemorrhaged users in the anglosphere? IIRC we’ve seen this with Facebook in a few places. Basically everyone I want to follow moved to Bluesky or at least is posting their content there too - there’s a few local governments that are stuck in 2010 technologically due to indifference or lack of budget that still only post stuff to Twitter but that’s fairly unusual, but is infuriating enough for people to post about it.

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          That’s possible, I don’t know literally anyone from India on Bluesky; In fact there’s more people I personally know who are on Mastodon as it’s prevalent in the FOSS ecosystem. But Mastodon doesn’t bring in general people easily so literally the only people I follow there are related to the FOSS ecosystem (and similar nerds)… A lot of the accounts I follow are just bots which mirror content from Twitter.

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        I know that I’m just one person, but I find it interesting how I’m always online but never using twitter, ever, for anything. I’m not even trying to avoid it. And yet, it’s so damn popular. I just hate the format.

        • baatliwala@lemmy.world
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          I actually don’t like the format too much myself but ever since they raised the character limit it’s a bit better to follow

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        And that’s why i support the pedophile trillionaire. For memes and stuff

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          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

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        It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile.

        I was a fool for expecting a serious response 🤣

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          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

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        Ironically nextdoor is actually pretty active, but goddamn is it a toxic cesspool of fascism. I can’t even try on that platform anymore. I tried for a few months, and naw. I don’t like surrounding myself with willfull ignorance.

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          Never heard of that in my life. Not available in my country I guess

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    2026version: copilot internet 365 just shortened to copilot after the next MBA is hired.

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      Seriously, all Windows software is starting to sound the same, with as little clue as possible as to what it actually does. Remote Desktop on Mac is called “Windows App”. What does that mean? Everything else is called 365.

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        It’s called Windows app on Windows now as well. But they also have remote desktop still, and they’re not intercompatible.

        Microsoft truly are terrible at naming things. They always have been. Remember XBone?

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          At the same time, I liked .NET’s no-nonsense naming of namespaces. When I see something like System.Threading.Tasks, I can immediately recognise that it’s a namespace that deals with task-based parallelism. Then you have tokio in Rust and I want to stab the person that came up with the name. Same for clap and serde. They mean nothing unless you already know what those packages do.

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            The people making the programming language and related tooling seem to know what’s up.

            The people making other various products all seem to want to be a super special naming boy.

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    Gnome: GSpot. It doesn’t actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)

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      laughs in libsexy

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        libass

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          libcaca … their original logo was better though, with a speech bubble saying something like “It’s the shit!”

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            Finally a good example of a project which should, and does, use the WTFPL.

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    We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

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      I’m a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don’t give the project a name, until I’ve coded enough of it that I know where it’s going.

      A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

      The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I’d just pronounce as clitoris.

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        There really is no drama like programming language drama.

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    Searched everywhere and can’t find the download. Does anyone have a link for the latest klitoris? I can’t locate it and my wife is getting pissed.

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    I’ve found the clitoris.

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      You might wanna tell the guy who made it, cause I don’t think he has yet.

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    Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy

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      Aah D-Bussy! Everyone loves D-Bussy!

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