Someone literally dropped the following during a conversation the other day. They were also a PoC of my race so it was an extra big red flag: “You know some people really are wolves because most are sheep.”

Yikes.

I believe scientists call it “Mar A Lago face”.

Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-

Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-

Err, meeting your pleasure-

Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.

🤮🤮🤮

Not. From. A gerbil.

This literally slaps, lol.

Or the cosine wave until it hurts so good.

I retired from being an “audiophile” when I had 5 drivers stuffed into one earbud. It does sound nice compared to a single driver though, especially for gaming.

This was my Christmas dinner during Covid, lol. Pair it with Siracha and gravy from the roasting drippings and baby you got a stew going

I think it’s funny that so much of popular Christian imagery is from essentially fanfiction written by that guy.

I will try whatever is a twin snakes, specifically the orange and purple snake, and not the Liquid and Solid Snake.

Yeah, it’s exactly that. I think I’m just sensitive to sorbitol.

Haribo has chocolate?!?

All I know is that Haribo sugar-free gummy bears give me the the runs, lol.