Sorry, I just stopped for the boobs and felt I should at least say hi.

I always take my MASSIVE flag with me to the beach. You’ll never know when 3 beautiful but absolutely useless people will be running by wearing skimpy ‘uniforms’.
Where do you insist on taking your MASSIVE flag? I have it on me at all times, it’s very tricky to control in small but windy public toilets 😢
Original is funny on its own.

Someone’s grandma is hot
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Of course they are. Do you have any idea how much heat those old computer generated?
I’m convinced. I’m calling today
Do i get to have sex?
Server Bay Watch
You spread communist propaganda?
Always comrade
Memes are the communist gateway drug.
Sad but understanding applause
Dont forget eat hot chip
Always be on they phone
And wash your once every two weeks. AT LEAST ONCE, every two weeks
Sign. Me. The. Fuck. Up.
Who doesn’t?
What if I shitpost at work?
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime…so I shitpost on company time.
Yeah, I want to upset mom.
Smack the dick out of her mouth?
I’m not going to smack my own dick.
I mean,.
Wait…
Nevermind.
Pure zen.










