Time to put down the phone, Kevin
How did his daughter grow up to be older than him
Poor guy, her CBT area is sucking the essence out of him over the decades
There is a price to everything.
This one seems suspiciously low however.
17 years ago, wow
man, I didn’t need that.

Im mad that the shirt changes
So he’s saying it’s not pink.
One in the stink, two in the stink.
Three in my drink, four cubes that clink,
five inches down, six please make me drown.
Awwwww… That’s so romantic.
She offered him chocolate pretzels but he politely declined.
Do they go ass to mouth?
You never go ass to mouth.
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s ok to go ass to mouth.
Ah yes the second in command of C.L.I.T.
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Life goals
Cringe af to begin with before he spelled it “pOwns”
2009 Internet was a different place tbf






