Anyone else sick of the “CONTAINS xxg PROTEEEEEIN” fad that’s going across all food right now?! Hits me right in the HIGH FIBRE, LOW FAT gut.
I feel like I kicked off a bit of a boot buying trend at work. All these women commented how nice my new boots look and now they’re ordering boots for their husbands. One woman got the caramel Craftmens. They look good in photos, even the quick ones I took on my phone, but are an off looking yellowy brown in person. I’m sure once they have some wear on them they’ll look great though.
Watched the trailer for the Narnia movie coming out next year and I’m definitely interested!
I’m excited, love Narnia, hope the child actors are good.
I choose to believe they will be! The movie looks kind of insane, definitely one to see on a big screen.
I cannot do a bridge. Added to the never ending list of physical things I want to learn. Wish I did Gymnastics as a kid
Feeling cute today. I might go fuck my self.
well you do have a cute puss face 😺
ugh. Brain so fried I cannot even geek properly name of my nas. Halp.
names we already have: Proxmox enclosure: Trantor (production) Gobber (fucking around)
PABX: Nyota
Alpine middle man: Malcolm
Backup Server: StarsEnd
Virtualised old XP machine: Vnigma (nothing clever, virtualised enigma)
but the nas. what to name the nas. why is this so important. where is brain.Lil NAS X
I suggest Towel
Eh, throw it in
I thought it might be nice to show Bill the backyard. He was too scared still. 😔So extra cuddles for him.
I am le tired, so many dim sims I swear I smell like one now.
I am le dim sim.
This might be akin to my cousin working at a choc shop. Eating anything was ok. Took about 2 weeks to overdose and find it all revolting
I worked in a food processing kitchen for a few months and I swear I smelt like bin juice. After a while I could taste it. I stayed for the cash until I got better cash.
Good lord that is such a nasty term, yet so accurate.
Ewwwww bin juice eughhh! I prefer dim sim!
I used to cut up fruit and veg so yeah bin juice.
We have begun…
Love it!!
scary
bottom left one is staring into my soul.
Mission accomplished. (Actually not quite what I intended, but they will do)
Getting ready for summer by investing in some blockout curtains. Taking down the semi-sheer dark coloured bullshit roller blinds. Gonna start with adhesive rod hooks but I see renters are allowed to drill mounts these days. I think I’d only need 1 extra hole and could do the sheer/blockout combo. Couldn’t give a flying fuck about body corporate insisting on dark curtains, they’ll never know. Love a project!
Buy some of the blackout window film. It helps loads. Peels off easy too when renting.
can just put up sheer curtains instead. Store the rollers nicely and put them back when you leave. We had the ol’ aluminium venetians for our last house stuffed in a cupboard for 12 years :P
Bill Cat has settled in very well. He is eating again, he is active, he is better than ever at peeing in the litter box , he is curious about his surroundings and wants to go out , I think he’s a little bored so I’ll make him some toys😊
What kind of toys does he like? Alfie goes through funny phases with his toy selection.
What kind of toys does he like?
CEO should probably sit that question out 🙃
I like feathers too.
No one’s feather shaming!
The safe word is H5N1… bit awkward to say mid act but if you have 2 bird baths then you have to be careful about these things.
The traffic light system works. Red Red Red Red. Go amber there tiger or it’ll be over soon. Ooooo green oooo yes green ooo yeah.
bird/feathers type toys
I am starting to miss my past beautiful house and the beach, I just need to get busy doing stuff 😊
Happy official DT Go Fuck Yourself Day
Interestingly I am just so disinterested regarding my x i don’t even feel like saying go fuck yourself , i have no emotional reaction at all , not numb, just don’t care
meh
eee it’s official!
From a cocktail bar in Japan:
I couldn’t bring myself to say it, but the drink was absolutely delicious.
Oh so this is why everyone is saying go fuck yourself
Lol. I would so do it for the experience
I’ve tried but I can’t bend like that
If you use toys, is that still fucking yourself?
There’s workshops you can do.
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Porridge and cream please chef.
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Thanks chef!
Can I please get a shiitake mushroom and chicken soup?
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You fool! Those are powerup mushrooms! They’ll go mad with power!!
Yes.
