Happy birthday mate 🎂 🎉

YL would like an orange & poppy seed cake for her birthday but I might surprise her with this instead.

Nah that’s not picky at all. Good thing is you’ll laugh about it in years to come. Glad you had a great night out despite the slob. ❤️

Some people left because they need a bigger audience. The people who stayed here actually like each other. We’re a cosy little family.

Congrats 🥂 🎉

A Vietnamese guy started at my husband’s work named Kitt. “Kitt? As in the Knight Rider car?” My husband asked enthusiastically. “YES! That’s who my parents named me after”. They’re best buds now.

Sometimes that’s what you need to do for a little while to get the experience. It sucks big time.

🤞

It came to me when I was eating my dinner while being watched.

I came up with a brilliant way to administer meds (pill and liquid) to this dog. I filled cooked pasta shells with them. He gobbles them up no problems.

I can’t stop laughing 😂

Little dog home now. All good. No sedation. Lots of hands holding him down and distractions with treats.

Yeah. They’re the best dogs.

Little dog is at the vet cos he had an abscess he wouldn’t let anyone look at so they have to sedate him. I asked to be sedated too but I didn’t get an answer to that one. I now have carpet to clean.

Good morning.

Nah I noticed the shit and vom. Didn’t see the invisible piss in the carpet.

The little dog excreted the triple whammy in the hallway last night. Guess which one I stood in?

Hahaha. There’s always one.

If you were a man in space, wouldn’t your space junk be moving around a bit unless it was strapped to your leg or something?