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But I’m laying on my belly…
🌌🦈
😧
Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.
Sharknova!
Killer Spacesharks attack from space!
Look out for the next hit mash-up, Sharknova vs. SuperMassiveBlackHoleGator 2!
Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks
I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!
Is this you?
It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.
It didn’t take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would’ve loved to be part of it!
Blåhaj moment :3
Blahaj is here for you 🦈
wholesome blåhaj
Behind every successful person there is a shark
Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand
Awww, thank you, shark 🥹
Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.
I support support-sharks
But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?
Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.
Well, unbeknownst to the support sharks, there is also a person behind them who’s supporting them and believing in them.
So we all support the support sharks.
Behind every great man is a shark.
Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?
There’s also one in front of me
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
Shit! We’re surrounded!
It’s also behind you. (unless you’re one of those flat earther morons)
I’m here for the optical fiber and you know it 💫