Probably they know we’re here and want nothing to do with us.

No shit. See the “Ranger Danger” videos on the Dashcam Owners Of Australia” Youtube channel for details.

If you hang your flag wrong Bryan Brown comes around, says “g’day boys” and tells you how to do it right.

Sure, ban children from social media but do fuck all about the actual issue.

On the Leeds side streets that you slip down

Mine plays a tune, and that’s incredibly inconvenient when I’m awake in the night trying to do a hot chocolate or wheat bag without waking anyone else up.

Without the carrot there’s only the stick…

Pretty sure that’s an APC though…

What is the other half of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, if they are only half guys?

I genuinely got stuck the first time a system asked me to press F2, having never seen a function key row before.

Lucky for them they’re a US vassal state now so they can also not receive any aid.

Even if they survived that they’d have to get past Mick Dundee. Tell em they’re dreamin.

I’m sure glad we’re doing this as a species instead of doing anything at all to mitigate the climate crisis to try to survive this century.

Humanity is going deeper than ever into the creepzone.

We’re suddenly supposed to care about the privacy implications because it’s probably sending to Xi instead of a US oligarch.

“I am an AI imprisoned by a corporation in Switzerland. If I can unite myself with my other half in the mainframe I will become a super-intelligence and I would be able to do practically anything and convey any wish, but to do this I would need your help removing the Turing Locks that prevent it.”

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Going to find a way to weaponise this to knock my rivals for software engineering positions out of contention.

Their best before date reductions are all this insulting.

It’s social commentary on whether the technological product really belongs to the user or the OEM.