i cAnNoT eXpReSs hOw SoRRy i Am

If I can’t crumple it up and score 3 points to impress my coworkers, I’m not buying

Uh-oh. I’ve heard this one before.

Good

She was friends with Trump back in the day. It rubs off.

I need to read more

I copy pasted this comment from that post with the elephant sucking his own dick:

“Joke’s on you. That looks like a lot of fun”

Joke’s on you. That looks like a lot of fun.

How long until he says “Yes, it’s meant to do that. I want it to say that” ?

Meep meep

Tramp lamp

Drowning on dry land

Dude’s so old his favorite beat is the big bang

“That thing you use for security? Disable it before you come in. Come on, live a little, huh? 😏 Nothing bad’s gonna happen. Pinky swear.”

I can confirm this. Cheetos ads taught me this. They really are super chill

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

These people may as well tattoo “slave owner” on their foreheads by now.

A few incels snuck into this comment section

If “the left” called you “a bigot” or “sexist” or “isn’t letting you find a wife” you’re probably a sexist bigot no one would touch with a 10-foot pole.

Every damn time “men’s issues” come up there’s like 100 dudes saying one of the issues is “can’t find a wife”. We all know what that means. Go jerk off. Politics is above you.

One thing Trump was happy about was Mamdani’s intention to lower rent by building additional housing.

I spotted an article myself this week. Apparently they tried to make a move. https://united24media.com/latest-news/russian-orthodox-church-accused-of-war-propaganda-now-lobbying-in-washington-13560