Yarrabyte’s gone missing again.
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Guys. My daughter brought home a cat. I am in shock.
Show us your pussy
Cat matches the carpet. You’ve got to keep it now yeah
Best way to be unbothered by cat hair… match your cat to the carpet!
We demand evidence of this remarkable event
Photo evidence is demanded. Please.
Congratulations!!! 🎊🎊 🎉🎉🫰👌🙏🙏
Nope.
😻
KITTEH! Is the new friend going to be living with you from now on?
We can’t keep the cat.
CAT!
Hope the dog was consulted.
I wasn’t even consulted
It’s really hard to say no to cats
because you just know it will be taken to a shelter and killed 😔
Thank you for the recommendation , Taleya, Uggs have been acquired! Proper Uggs, fake Oddie, trackies with a tacky slogan and I am ready to veg the fuck out… after going to the supermarket, cleaning out my clothing drawers and making tacos for dinner.
During the week: can sleep till 10am
Weekend: lol fuck you up at 5:30am
You been reading about Anthony Head (RIP) for the last hour too?
Sadly yes :(
Oh that’s sad 😢
My childhood is dying off before my very eyes 😭
Nothing brings me more happiness on a regular basis than the SILENT JOY toddlers experience when they see my scooter.
Their faces just go 😮 and proceed to 😄
When I talk about my fruit and veg guy being a bit obsessed with mushrooms…
Could liven up the display a bit.
…he actually did, while her trial was on
The lamb is overcooked. Fuck.
Oh dear… let me dispose of that for you
SACRILICIOUS
Roast large chunk or chops? This can be rescued. Trust me.
Thanks for the offer but, yeah it’s a butterflied leg that I simply left too long in the slow cooker. In a kebab it will be camouflaged but yeah it’s a bit crumbly and dry.
There’s nothing that enough gravy can’t fix imo.
Uh today is a smoke-a-bunch-of-joints-and-watch-horror-movies kinda day 🤘
Let me know what you watch! I can’t actually handle watching horror movies, but I love reading the wikipedia articles and/or the scripts!
Ooo well! I watched Impetigore (2019) the other night, which is quite the folk horror. The lead actress (Tara Basro) is really good! She’s in another film I’m gonna watch today called Satan’s Slaves (2017). I think she’s an Indonesian scream queen lol. Edit: she’s also hot af lol
I really enjoyed Impetigore, doesn’t rely heavily on jump scares, more the horror of the mystery and some quite neat gore scenes.
I also watched Heresy (2024), a Dutch folk horror about a woman in a medieval village. It was such a delight to watch, visually stunning and deep for only an hour long. If you want to watch a critique and breakdown, I recommend this video https://youtu.be/dZ2En8dfdms by Rocklin Graves Productions (one of my go-to horror channels).
I’m impatiently waiting for Cure (1997) and Pulse (2001) to release on Shudder (another 2 weeks), both directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa. I’ve heard amazing things about those films and him, I’m excited about experiencing them for myself.
Closest I can do is take the Minipeelers to see Backrooms. Wasn’t really a horror.
Hell yeh
Fuck. Anthony Stewart Head’s gone.
I’m shattered.
YB drank all my booze.
My misadventures in IT last weekend have paid off.
I have an assembly line of free thin clients from work that I’m flashing then selling on marketplace.
So far I’ve sold 3 for a couple hundred a piece.
Beautiful morning out there
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Porridge then an egg sanga for elevensies, thanks chef.
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Sardines in the tin with a splash of tobasco and soy sauce please
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Market time
One chicken is now in the oven, roasting. There is even stuffing.
Another bunch of bands on tonight I probably won’t go see. It’s just been a big day dealing with the kids and headaches and whatnot.
It’s at Stay Gold, which I’ve heard is closing soon. It would be good to check something out there before that happens
