there’s a joke about drivers in here somewhere
Interestingly, mint is what I daily drive as my distro and the car for it is what I prefer in terms of driving daily (I love me a hatchback).
However, Debian is a distro I would drive more often if it were more practical, and that car is my favorite ever that I wish I could have on a practical level
TempleOS.

Mint looks about right, I rented a car much like that one and explored Greece from the south all the way to the northern mountains and loved every minute of it. Just like my last six or seven years of exclusive Linux use.
Use what makes you happy people, it’s not a persona.
Drive -fwd
Sudo drive -fwd
Drive -left
Drive -stop
Drive -brake
Sudp drive -brake
Udo drive -brake
Sudo dribe -brake
F U C K
This comment made me realize I haven’t installed thefuck on my most recent linux installation. I have evolved past the point of making common mistakes.
What’s thefuck?
I wouldn’t say that arch is nearly like that. Maybe you have to put on the doors and hood yourself or something maybe…
It’s like a kit car. It comes with the chassis and engine all intact, technically street-legal. You just get to decide whether you want windshields and doors, which some people consider pretty obvious and too much of a hassle to pretend they’re “optional”
Hey! Gears changed by jamming a galvanized square steel pole into the floor is WAY more optimal than having a gear stick. Reduces weight, I may change gears often, but it’s not EVERY time.
(I do have the gear stick on anyways in case I forget how to use the steel pole properly, but that’s not the point!)
Then this is Windows 10/11:

Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.
Windows:

I’d also accept that car Homer designed. Or a cyber truck.
NGL, I think this is really freaking cool…
Too bad it runs Windows (by default)
That’s not Windows, that’s Oracle Solaris right there.
Do not utter the cursed one’s name in vain!
Damn Small Linux:

I was expecting a pair of flip flops. :)
EDIT: oo, maybe one of those motor-unicycles!
Is there a motorized roller skate?
openSUSE

Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

OpenWrt

Slackware:

Who’s this?
One of those meme distros like AmogOS or UwUntu that’s technically usable for a few months but then the hobbyist who made it stops giving a fuck and abandons it
MacOS
Could also be Windows 3.1 with the hot dog theme.
Windows 3.1 was peak Windows and I will engage in fisticuffs with anyone who disagrees.
Looks like Google livery so I’m going with ChromeOS.
Pop OS
NixOS:

Who wouldn’t want to have their car assembled automatically
beton scratchfrom scratch each time they need it ?I’m unsure if this is satire, but you don’t rebuild a NixOS system every time you boot or SSH into it or something. It’s sort of like the Arch “assemble your own vehicle how you want” image except it allows you to do so on new hardware declaratively. Like having dotfiles for the entire operating system configuration that are processed by the OS itself. Also really nice for unattended remote installation with https://github.com/nix-community/nixos-anywhere
beton scratch
🤔
There was this show, with a vintage cottage car in dumb, beton floor & walls and all…
If Arch is this, what is Gentoo? An IKEA car?
CAD files and a BOM.
Just the schematics
And the shop drawings for all the parts.
Gentoo makes you compile the raw materials yourself
Straight to the mines.
RAM prices ain’t gonna drop on their own!
True. Should be a mountain of raw materials
What is Linux from scratch than?
Papers and blueprints on how to make every part
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Bazzite:

SteamOS:

Android:

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