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man, imagine getting blackout the first time and it ends up in the NYT

so fucked up what they did to this homie

News crew pronounced it that way on purpose with a straight face.

Pure dedication. How many takes did they need for that?

You’re not wrong, although I feel like the implication in this context was slightly more antagonistic.

i.e. “It’s only a matter of time before she leaves your sorry ass”

He’s not accusing televangelist fraudsters, war criminals, or deceptive, charismatic, powerful world leaders that threaten religious freedom.

Isn’t that him and his entire social circle?

if you asked a random person off the street:

hi which one of these people do you think is most likely the Antichrist:

1. Greta Thunberg (Climate Activist)
2. Eliezer Yudkowsky (AI researcher)
3. Peter Thiel (Chairman of Palantir)

I’m going to guess most people will pick option 3.

I didn’t even know who Eliezer was, I just skimmed his Wikipedia page.

I’m an atheist, but hearing about a billionaire defense contractor who goes on rants about the antichrist makes me think “hmm maybe this dude is the Antichrist”.

It just reminds me too much of those super anti-paedophilia guys who make anti-paedophilia their entire personality and then turn out to have terabytes of CSAM on their laptop.