Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much Sudafed you can buy at one time without raising suspicion.
Kid Rock is music for dudes who can only see their kids on the weekend, but don’t.
Kid Rock makes music for guys who jack off to the memory of that time they saw their sister’s nipple.
Kid Rock makes music for people who know what the age of consent laws are for every state in the country.
Kid rock makes music for people who’s teeth (or tooth) count matches or exceeds their iq.
Kid Rock makes music for guys who know the age of consent laws for each country
This comment is a goddamn masterpiece
… and still end up buying more than that
Why? Kid Rock
Lmfao.
Also doesn’t help that they apparently gave a bunch of half-truths to every other artist on the card (like Shinedown), and potentially just added some names they thought they could dial last-minute (Ludacris).
In what world would Luda be at that shit show?
Please don’t tell me I missed him turning red hat.
Both dropped out.
Luda said it was a mixup and never intended to play
Shinedown was worried it’ll cost them fans
Different show. I assume the “Rock the Country” thing happened because of bad press related to the Super Bowl stunt.
I hear snoop might take them up on the offer if they paid him well, he went maga. Dre too someone said but idk, don’t know and don’t care all that much I’m not much into the raps anymore. I do like ludicrous still though. Word of Mouf was great.
Indeed, why…kid rock…why
Every Super Bowl there is a competing halftime show from other channels or websites. This year we have right wing lunatics acting like they’re the first and only ones to do so. Maybe year they’re do a puppy killing bowl to rival the regular one since we all know how much they love doing that.
Can we not post this ragebait shit here?
Some maga chud said something idiotic now let’s all fume about it has 0 worth.
It’s know it’s shitpost but it doesn’t have to be this bullshit.
What ever happened to the corn? I’m a very political person, but can we keep it out of shitposting?
I just want one community where it isn’t infected with it.
That’s what gets upvotes on Lemmy, sadly.
This is how Voat (another Reddit clone) died. Political shitposts and clickbait tabloids crowded out every niche, so all the interesting content left.
As it turns out, doomscrolling twitter troll reposts with the same few comments in each one is quite depressing.
I don’t know a good solution, either. Clickbait works. Maybe some structural changes could help, though?
That is all this user posts if you want to block them to help your feed
Kid Rock is the guy you call when everyone else said no and you can only pay in Bush Light.
Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?
Conservative commentator, sounds like he gets lots of practice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)?wprov=sfti1
Ah, professionally stupid and racist. Salary must be nice
I have always seen him as an absolute unapologetic grifter in it for the love of the game.
Im still not convinced that he isn’t just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.
All his tweets are written by AI
They can’t always have been though. I’ve been aware of him since the pandemic. I thought it was satire until recently.
Hears the opening riff to “Sweet Home Alabama”
Awww yisss
It WaS 1984 mY ThOUgHtS wERe ShORt My HaIr WaS LoNg
Fuck you Kid Rock you waste of skin
I mean, the original’s not great either, it’s a bunch of guys wrapped in Confederate flags singing about how Watergate wasn’t even a big deal actually, and guys who criticize racism like Neil Young should just shut up
They’re worried people are going to watch the methtime show instead? Lol
Nobody likes Kid Rock.
No, there are probably about 5-10M fans out there. I have a coworker who loves him.
Nobody with an IQ above 90 likes Kid Rock. Nobody with any actual musical taste likes Kid Rock. Nobody worth having a conversation with likes Kid Rock.
Conservatives are very protective of their rock stars too. You should see them act like the fairy godfathers for ted nugent too, it’s pathetic.
Wait who the fuck is Jan
You mean the Kid Rock show that they just cancelled?
Yeah.
That’s “Rock the Country,” aka “MAGA Fest.” It was a different show held in South Carolina, where all the other artists started dropping out when they realized it was promoting MAGA.
Kid Rock was headlining that show, but it’s separate from Turning Point USA’s halftime show starring Kid Rock. As far as I know, that one is still happening.
And it was one show, not the tour.
That’s probably why he said “show” when posing the question, no?
Joke’s on them, I don’t like either of them, or sportsball.
it’s it illegal to say I hope someone hacks the show and makes them watch the bad bunny stream instead?
Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.
C’mon, it’s the superbowl. We should get Max Headroom himself.
This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”
I mean we can be sure the Super Bowl staff are very good at choosing people that are culturally relevant and will make people spend on ads. Not into Bad Bunny myself, although not really tried yet, but I believe he’s massive.
They said the same last year about Kendrick Lamar, someone I do love, and it was a great show.
Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.
