submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet
She designs bioreactors and doesn’t even want to see mine for reference smdh
She mer on my poly til i dissipate
Got em
Is yours smooth?
I’d love to see that
I mean it’s no curling court but it gets the job done
smdh
Shaking my dick head?
I believe that is called helicoptering
Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.
I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.
I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Someone is not flashing their dick to a future spouse. Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”
Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”
Romance is dead.
I still haven’t sent my wife a dick pic but I’m making her add it to our engagement story.
Mostly because it would make people laugh.
this would not work
You assume the goal is to actually try to date or fuck. It’s not. The goal is to intimidate and degrade, to make someone else uncomfortable. So viewed through that lens, it works.
Yes, I am very smart.
Yeah as much as I support the message every time I see this I cringe at the imsosmart energy lol
Very pleased to meet herself.
Send unsolicited pictures of dudes buttholes back
Wait, wait wait!
You can’t just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper
🥵😮💨 I love a woman who can talk nerdy to me.
Then again I’m incapable of sending a dick pick and wouldn’t if I could because I respect that brain mmmmmm brain.
#totallynotazombie #smartwomenaresexy
Meanwhile I try to get to know someone on an app who messaged me first and all I get are two word replies… Dating apps are trash.
Guide to picking up smart chicks:
X Show dick pics✓ Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests
Was it ever, in all history, ever solicited?
I know it is quite common to ask in gay dating apps. Many people in there have a full set of naked photos that they send out to others on request.
I’m not so sure about women.
oh yeah, I’m a woman so I forgot about gays. But women usually don’t like it nor ask for it
Sometimes yes, some women ask for dick pics when actively sexting
I have a friend who solicits deck pics in her dating apps. Unfortunately the only men I meet who meet my standards for dating her end up being either gay or super gay.
Which TCG does she prefer to get Deck pics of?
I’ve got a killer red/blue mtg deck she might be interested in seeing.
more like these but i like the way you think. how gay are you?
OMG that’s gorgeous, though kinda… short? Well, if it gets the job done 👍.
It’s not in how much square footage it covers, it’s in how much meat you can grill in one weekend
Edit wait fuck that wasn’t supposed to be an entendre you and your dirty minds are banned you are all banned I say
Presumably, like spam, one would guess that it works sufficiently often to make it worth the attempt? 🤢🙃😅
I would guess that, for the people sending them unsolicited, it’s like the fastest way to get a smash/pass answer. It’s saying “I want to sex you, here’s what I got,” in two seconds rather than the colossal effort to type out two complete sentences. There’s also some unique psychology learning/behavior math that makes the stimulus (dick pic in this case) and its lower successes more likely to continue.
Spam is just corporate dick pics and should be just as illegal.
HELL YEAH!
From a woman?
I remember a news story about a woman who was collecting dick pics. She worked for some dating app I believe and had to review reported messages.
She had about 30 000. So it might be solicited to her.
What a shame, when there’s so many opportunities for an opening pun relating to “her bioreactor” or “engaging in heat dissipation”…
Talk about low hanging fruit…
“check out my low hanging fruit 🍆”
I have seen this before, it is a repost from years ago.
I remember, because it was particullary irritating seeing a scientist harrassed.
Wish someone sent me a d*ck pic…
Best I can do is a dik-dik
What is this thing I have never seen
It’s an unsolicited dik Pic.
So smol…
Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)
This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex’s pool when it’s closed to humans every spring. I love them.
Aww always together forever!!
Right? They’re so darn precious!! I love them!! I’m so happy that they came back again this year :)
Check your inbox ;)
I got rick rolled 😭
A picture of Rick - Richard “Dick” Astley was unwanted? :o
!!! I didn’t realise it was this deep
Dick goes deep
So judgy! Maybe the bro can’t pronounce saponification because he’s only seen it written down!
/s
I have this really, really irrational fear that I mispronounced it in my head when I was reading this meme.
Your response should be “it appears you neglect application of saponification products during hygiene”. With a “🤢” for added punctuation.
Its consciousness, not conscience. Conscience is specifically one’s moral awareness.
Also its closer to 4 billion years.
That said, I understand her anger about stupid people. And people who slut shame can die in a fire.
