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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters in Unhinged War Rant

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters in Unhinged War Rant

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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The president is furious about media coverage of his war.
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    Caesar Augustus for president 2028! Kill the swamp

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    Uses the word treason quite lightly for someone committing it on a daily basis

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    If not dictator why dictator shaped

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      If not a dictatorship why PDF file shaped

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        I prefer my autocrats in .txt

        but seriously why are we censoring “pedophile” here?

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          I self censored for no reason really.

          I think I’ve written the word pedophile too much lately and wanted to mix things up a bit.

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            Why does acrobat support PDF files?

            • chode_tode@lemmy.world
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              They’re in the files…

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            Did you find it in the PDF aisle?

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            Oh, I thought you were legitimately opposed to PDF files, I guess they are not as bad at the eps files.

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              I’ve always had issues with PDF files on Windows. I do not want Acrobat Reader!

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      if it walks like a dictator, quacks like a dictator, and shits its pants like a dictator…

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        Sounds like a shitty dictator…

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    Trump is the kind of guy that 6th graders on the bus would have to take aside and say “not cool, man” except he’s 80 years old.

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    Trump went on, “The story was knowingly FAKE and, in a certain way, you can say that those Media Outlets that generated it should be brought up on Charges for TREASON for the dissemination of false information!”

    I’ll take “what was J6?” for a thousand

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    The guy who launched a violent Insurrection, and stole hundreds of classified documents to sell, might want to keep his mouth shut about Treason. Glass houses and throwing rocks and whatnot.

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    I see the war is going well

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      deleted by creator

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        What with his daughter no longer around to change him every 2 hours, this term has taken a turn for the worse.

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    Oh right. The “liberal news media.” The one that’s owned by six billionaires. The one that sucks up to Trump constantly. The one that’s constantly doing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ in response to Trump’s demented bullshit. THAT liberal news media.

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      Sorry about the loss of your arm. :(

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        His mom is there to help

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          Yeah, but his other arm is fine, so… it’s definitely a choice in this case. lol

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        Another victim of the liberal news media!

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      Sorry to burst your bubble but Liberals ARE right wingers.

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        Sorry but that’s incorrect.

        It just means privately owned in this context.

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          You are privately owned

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    When will Walmart Hitler just fucking die?

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      When will Americans exercise their rights and force him out of office instead of waiting for luck?

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        Americans don’t exercise.

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        Don’t worry. They’re sending hopes and prayers.

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          So nothing then. Lol

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            HOPES AND PRAYERS

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      He’s way past expiration date

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      At the worst possible time and not a moment before or after.

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    Death to pedophiles!

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      Someone just needs to shop Trump’s face on this pic

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        Ask an ye shall receive.

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          Ask an ye shall receive.

          Can I have a Pony?

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            Here ya go!

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              Idk why, but the pony escorting trump?

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                I gotcha bud.

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                  Can you give him a MAGA diaper (like the hat)

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    He’d have to go have a reasonable, fair debate with somebody to surprise me at this point.

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    As if starving and murdering detainees in ICE concentration camps weren’t enough.

    What a motherfucker.

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    Iran does have sea drones, and they have made giant holes in tankers at sea level with them. Iraq claimed that 2 of them were used to turn 2 real tankers into 2 giant fireballs in their harbour. I have seen AI of 20 simultaneous missiles hitting downtown Tel Aviv, but a bigger problem than AI on Israel is that Israel is criminalizing the sharing of strike information, with selective permission after for whining about civilian areas. There is a lot of damage every night in Israel.

    Trump said the rallies in big square of Tehran are also fake, and even the hits Israel/Israelis admit to are fake. Same with GCC hits that GCC acknowledges.

    If using AI for fake news, there is a Netanyahu video out early today, where his wedding ring fades in and out. He should then give death penalty to IDF/Netanyahu (he could be hiding instead of dead) for fake news.

    It is next level, Hitler’s bunker, and losing, to be resorting to this level of desperation.

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    Shitty article from a shitty source. In fairness, about a shitty President.

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        Of course Bill Clinton was one of the best ones, but who is counting THE LAST OK DECADE (90’s). Everything was horrible after that. Everyone who was an adult in 2000 knows everything turned to poop.

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          You’re not wrong. The SCROTUS deciding the 2000 election was an early warning sign, then 9/11 came and it just kept getting worse from there.

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