That sounds terrible.

Apparently I live under a rock or something. Only seen one of these, Sherlock.

Wrapped up like a douche

Actual lyrics

Revved up like a duece

• Blinded by the light

I need you to pay your power bill with an apple gift card…

Wtf, how do you fall for that, oh yeah be a drunk business owner…

He lied! For a sale… and dinner. Lol, a twofer.

Edit: spelling diner vs dinner

thousand

That’s less than three years… high school or college student?

/s

Lol I can’t restore.

Shrug i may offend or something

land of the … bow a knee

That’s what I deleted.

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Solar or lunar eclipse?

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Like gushers, but spicy nacho!

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We don’t give a fuck about your Jesus.

And change beer to weed and I’m all for it.

Your part of the ten thousand…

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Hand up, and bow head.

She …

That was enough for idiots.

Ding ding ding! Tell em what he’s won, bob!

Land of the free, but don’t go over there the government may kill you.

This is why I don’t drink anymore.