It’s a good sign this hairdresser has ablack swan as a client but wait times must be long because it was asleep when we walked past

I LOVE this!!
It was a swan loaf when we saw it initially
Scared.
I was chased off the beach by swans yesterday. It’s Spring. A few weeks ago I saw a pair entwining necks and it looked really cute and this is the result. 😐
That’s why I told the kids to keep their distance. I told them they wouldn’t be happy if someone woke them up
I have seen two apartments with REAL potential.
One of them would be worth a mint if I rented it out over Christmas through NYE. I will not be doing this, but I could
Nice view?
Spitting distance from the G. I would make a MINT renting it out for the duration of the Boxing Day Test
ah, people would like that
fire works, people want to see the fireworks
here’s the view from my apartment in Detroit

New car goes zroom. Boyo who lost his phone goes 🐓🪓🤯🤯, until it turns up in weird bit of new car hours later and him bribing an underage fast food worker to look at cameras with beer. Am tired.
Um… sounds like a long day?
Home. Hot shower. Big glass of water and pjamies. Life is good
So many apartments
Ganbatte AlamutJones, you got this.
Terminator 2 is in theatres right now. But my girlfriend won’t let us go see it. I thought it was the FATHER’S day weekend
Is it fathers day? I’ve been thinking of calling my dad to tell him he’s a cunt.
Oversharing
Okay this is probably an overshare, but last night at the concert I got to tell my father’s voice to FUCK OFF. When I was a kid, he told me that only nerdy losers dance with their hands over their heads and since then I’ve always brought my hands down as soon as they start going into the air - well last night I told that voice to fuck off, threw my hands in the air and jumped around like crazy. My knees hurt today.
Good for you, fuck all that noise.
If mine was buried here, I’d be pissing all over his grave.
One Earth brother.
just go see it by yourself! Can be refreshing
With 3 and a half year old twins at home doing anything by yourself is asking a lot. The 66 Batman movie is on at another cinema at the same time and that’s a bit more family friendly
A couple years ago I just took off and did my own thing on Father’s Day. No harm no foul, it’s one for us.
It’s my kids’ favourite movie so I wanted to do it for them. But apparently it’s “inappropriate” because they’re “3 years old”
isn’t it a bit scary for little children?
Depends on the child I think lol some are just built different (me reading Necroscope at age 12 👀)
I saw Aliens under 10 and it was fucking rad.
Loved Alien and Aliens as a kid lol! Signs, though, scared the absolute living shit out of me and I wasn’t okay sleeping for a solid 6 months after (I think I was about the same age, 11ish iirc
They love it though. They’ve seen it before
Latin lesson done. 12 weeks so far. It doesn’t seem to get any easier.
setting a specific ring tone for the page / intercom autopickup.
Is it wrong of me to set it as ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS? Do I care?
PABX built yesterday, phones dropped off last night, His Lordship already has his modified to play Jack Black going bbbbbriiiingggg from friendship test as the ringtone
Is PABX like 3CX etc?
Asterisk. Well, FreePBX over asterisk because although I know asterisk, I’m lazy and this is literally an in-house intercom system
grabbing a quick snack at a cafe before I catch the train home, bloke at register couldn’t pay, none of his cards worked, he looked in bad shape, so I paid for him
i think he was using cards he bought from some dodgy guy and looking for one that hadn’t been cancelled or had some money on still . Not good. Doing dodgy things for a $10 coffee and cake is not worth it.
So I watch a fair bit of YT, like deep analysis of video games, books, films, etc.
There is one extreme (for 1989) horror book I haven’t seen anyone cover, and I kinda want to write a script for an analysis on it. I know some people have read it, per the Goodreads reviews on it, but having consumed a lot of horror analysis content, no one I watch has mentioned this book.
It’s Demon Shield by Bruce King (not related to the other King author) https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/1850112.Demon_Shield. It scared the absolute shit out of myself and my dad and uncle. Knowing the content, I suspect their horror comes from one of the male characters being, uh, assaulted. But honestly the whole book it just fucked.
Now I can’t say for sure no one else has covered this, because I haven’t done a yt search for it. But I’m interested to see whether the writing is as good as I remember, or if I’m only remembering how much it scared me. That would be another point I’d touch upon in an analysis; is the writing carrying the scare, or is it just the content they’re describing that’s scary?
I’ll have to locate my copy to start reading and taking notes again.
Did we all survive The Big Wet?
But what about the second big wet?
YES
I was worried the orchids on the balcony would be destroyed but it’s fairly sheltered and they survived like champs
they look beautiful, pretty much at peak 😊
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Scones with raspberry jam and cream please chef.
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Thanks chef
Just a cup of tea, please
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anyone want anything from the shops?
sliced ham pls

Australian Free Range Sliced Leg Ham , Hungerford Meat
Scented candles, please!
I got you a selection

mornin rain
I don’t think I will work in garden today