• Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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    12 days ago

    I want to tell you about a date I went on recently.

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    We met at this Cafe I go to a lot, seemed nice, chatted a fair bit.

    Made plans to go see a gig.

    So far so good.

    I turn up. See her at the bar. Walk over and say hi.

    The first words out of this woman’s mouth were:

    “I’ve got pills and coke”.

    Now, I’m not a particularly smart man because my first thought was:

    “holy shit this is the one!”

    At the same time, I had a second more rational thought:

    “Run dipshit. Ruuuuuuun!!!”

    What I actually said was:

    “yeah cool. Real talk: that’s not my scene hey. I’m going to bail”.

    She was pissed off and called me a wanker.

    The end.