I have sat here, staring at your content for far too long trying to figure out what groom may mean in this context. I’ve decided it means hairstyle, or visual-assessment condition. I will look it up and see if I’m right or I need to pluck my eyeballs out. Or both.
I can see the headline now:
“World descending into World War III, meanwhile, obscure internet forum discovers horrible new way to diagnose illness”
Poop has always been a way to assess health.
Exhibit A: the groom of the stool.
I have sat here, staring at your content for far too long trying to figure out what groom may mean in this context. I’ve decided it means hairstyle, or visual-assessment condition. I will look it up and see if I’m right or I need to pluck my eyeballs out. Or both.