This one is a little gross, idk about this one. It doesn’t even name drop Dick Shaper, inventor of the dick-shaper-machine.
Credit was cropped out
Did Beep create a new account?
Funny thing, it’s not even named after him; manual dick-shapers already existed, he just invented the automatic dick-shaper and also happened to be named Dick Shaper. A great example of nominative determinism.
Don’t forget about the buns, named for the inventor of the buns of steel tapes back in the day.
You talking about Harry Buns?
Yeah, I think that’s what his name was. My memory is ass these days but it sounds right.
His friends called him Big Harry.
This one is older than sin but I still upvote every time
Boiled bologna sticks.
Reading real hotdog lore isn’t much better to be fair.
