The only possible missing ingredient is if Putin has a terminal illness and unfettered control of Russia’s nuclear arms. Similar problem with Trump, but his dementia will hopefully prevent the worst as he’ll lose the ability to make those decisions, and his handlers presumably want a continued existence on this planet (for now).

I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.

Dick stuck in Samsung and I have to pee.

We had 10¢ pay phones back then though.

Gotta add the alt text of this average human man watching a sunset over a city skyline.

It good to know that the internal terror has caught up the the external terror that’s been on display since day one.

Apparently it does not take one to know one.

I hope the younger backups are ready, because these dudes might by in their 60s when we actually get to the moon.

I hope the younger backups are ready, because these dudes might by in their 60s when we actually get to the moon.

They couldn’t get the auto pen to look stay dumb so they just had rubber stamps made.

You can buy them from your local maga roadside tent for $200

It’s still optional in some states, and it’s hard for some people to get since it requires extra residency proof and a birth certificate or naturalization papers.

Aggravated Incompetence

Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.

Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.

Yeah I miss the days of buying a mid spec MacBook and then immediately doubling or quadrupling the ram with Corsair or similar 3rd party ram.

Getting swap memory off those old HDDs was such a performance boost. Then later adding SSDs was another huge boost.

And a bunch of us were still paying off loans when when raising the current high school kids.

Yeah that’s the only thing that would keep me from swimming with on. Also that I hate swimming in murky water, reeds, or sea weed.

Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.

Molotov cocktails for brunch.

MA state police might go for it, but it’s a long shot.