• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    26 days ago

    CIA: “Pilots from Saudi Arabia with ties to Iran and Pakistan working with an islamic extremist group planning attack on US via planes.”

    Bush: “Yeah, ok, pal.”

    CIA: “The hydroelectric tubes in Iraq look vaguely like missile fuselage sort of if you squint”

    Bush: “Get Tillerson and Cheney in here! WERE GOING TO MESS UP MESOPATAMIA!”

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      26 days ago

      Bush: “Yeah, I know, my dad had dinner with the bin Ladens last week, and we’re going to evacuate their family members from America when it happens.”