Claude.
That’s far more terrifying than Teams.
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
“Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working.”
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
And you can’t uninstall them.
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
Microslop itself *
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too
2nd most
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact