I would take it to trial and countersue for damages to my lawn and property plus court costs.
You drove off of the street onto my lawn with the express purpose of destroying lawn decorations that I had built using this tree stump for support so I could make the snowman taller and more interesting. And now you want me to pay you for the damages that you caused to yourself?
Like the emotional whiplash has turned into real whiplash, and I need $50,000 to fix it
Plus, I needed the tree stump for support. I wasn’t trying to make some kind of trap. What kind of psycho would think I planned for them to hit it?
I would take it to trial and countersue for damages to my lawn and property plus court costs.
You drove off of the street onto my lawn with the express purpose of destroying lawn decorations that I had built using this tree stump for support so I could make the snowman taller and more interesting. And now you want me to pay you for the damages that you caused to yourself?
Like the emotional whiplash has turned into real whiplash, and I need $50,000 to fix it
I no longer feel safe in my own home, since apparently I live near lunatics who drive up on the side walk. Money me now please.