Careful, US pilots might start purposely crashing - seeing as a furry designed the cooling system in their suits they might get all horned up.

Vote with your wallet works if everyone agrees with you…

And the amount of people that love gambling makes it clear that most people do not agree with me.

State department can’t always evacuate everyone. Can’t spend the big bucks doing an extraction on every American because one building got hit. When the region was getting hot in 2021, state department had like five five-seater jump planes in the area to do everything.

Now you’ve got hundreds of people getting squirrelly and demanding a flight now when the airspace is not looking great.

Okay, rephrasing it then “What are Americans doing in near proximity to a place that has been a war zone for more than 20 years due to US intervention in the region?” and the answer is “Either profiting off of US oil interests or propping up the tourism industry of US interested parties.”

In Texas, they just have two ovens stacked on top of each other.

M240 weighs like 12 or 13kg and fires 7.62.

Plus, it would’ve totally been common in service at the time of the movie’s release…

It’s just not as cool though.

To track when you’re falling asleep or texting or are vaguely Asian looking.

“Realism” and “Man portable minigun without support battery and backpack”

To make the gun light enough for your character to handle it the barrels are made of aluminium foil.

More like, Ramadan, meaning they’re ticked off because they’re hungry and go fire off a few IRAMs. Attacks always increased when they were fasting.

Dining facilities. Surf and turf nights are actually pretty regular, ever since at least ~2009 if you’re on a big base (or, like any base in Kuwait) you’re getting at least one a month.

The better draw was Indian nights. Those subcontractors can’t cook a steak to save their lives for obvious reasons but they make a mean tikka masala.

Guess I’m a sports writer now. I can make that work.

“I was talking with my Dad about how I was planning to vote for Trump after seeing all the good he was doing for this country. He was so excited he handed me a firearm, as is tradition in our family, but he failed to inform me it was loaded and it tragically went off. Since we don’t let liberals handle guns in this household, Dad never taught me proper gun handling. Now that I’m a future and forever Trump voter though, I’m sure this won’t happen again.”

Checkmate, Sheriff.

You press it against your face, put it face down on the table, shove it in your pocket, and then rub your fingers all over it…

Who am I kidding? Most people just rub their fingers all over it all day and also don’t wash their hands. Phones can be a wonderland for germs.

I can’t tell you how many times I emailed someone last week asking that they don’t send me any sensitive information over insecure channels.

Some of the best people I’ve ever met were Servicemembers… All of the worst people too. I’ve met some losers but some of the most high key bad people I’ve met were Servicemenbers…

From experience, artic warfare is more about wearing snow shoes than walking on ice. The rubber boots and thick socks don’t do much for ice but they make walking back to Wheeler Sacks more comfortable after a week of sleeping in a snow drift.

I have never seen the Arabic language translation of this meme but I immediately understood it from having seen the English version.