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YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 2 days ago

Discussion Thread 🐏 Monday 17 August 2026

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Discussion Thread 🐏 Monday 17 August 2026

YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 2 days ago
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    19 hours ago

    Five teeth! Five teeth pulled from cerys at bet today!

    She is so. Stoned. rn

    • Pilk@aussie.zone
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      19 hours ago

      dim the lights and put on some pink floyd

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        18 hours ago

        There is no dark side of the moon. It’s all dark

        • Eagle@aussie.zone
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          17 hours ago

          Oh that poor girl. Kisses atop her furry head, and hopefully her world stops spinning tomorrow.

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          18 hours ago

          She needs a star to eat.

    • SituationCake@aussie.zone
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      16 hours ago

      Oh no. Poor kitty. Hope she recovers well and isn’t in too much pain.

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        15 hours ago

        She’s eaten a can and a half of pate since getting home (refused to eat at vet) , so she good

  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone
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    20 hours ago

    Tonight’s wave:

    Heading into ocean brainfreeze season.

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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      19 hours ago

      beautiful

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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    19 hours ago

    The beach was eerie beautiful today

    the fog would drift in from the water, when I was in the fog it was cold and damp

    visibility was low and I could hear fog horns from the ships on the bay

  • SpinMeRound@aussie.zone
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    19 hours ago

    Back from the Wedding in the 'Rat. Had a grand ol time sharing an apartment with mates, having all kinds of drinks and adventures. The wedding was beautiful with So. Much. Food. And we weren’t the rowdy table! Drinking, dancing, narrowly avoiding a barney.

    Social battery is at zero though.

  • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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    20 hours ago
    I love this dude lol

  • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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    22 hours ago

    No blood or gore or anything:

    how the fuck did my nail get a crack there??

    Canes too. Slapped some top coat on it to protect it a bit, but I’m gonna have to wait for it to grow out so deal with; its smack bang over my nail bed ffs

    • Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone
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      22 hours ago

      Hi Mickey 👋

      • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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        21 hours ago

        Haha I cropped the pic so he could still be in it lol

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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      22 hours ago

      owwww

      caught on something and tore

      use superglue to glue it together

      • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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        21 hours ago

        Oh that’s a great idea!!! Thank youuuu!!

        • Taleya@aussie.zone
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          19 hours ago

          Better one:

          Get a teabag. Empty it.

          Cut a small square out of teabag bag that will cover rip

          Drop of nail glue, apply teabag. You will have overspill. That’s ok. Trim with nail scissors. Another drop of glue if necessary. Let dry

          Buff to smoothness and voila. Bulletproof rip cover you can also nailpolish

          • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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            19 hours ago

            Lovely! Thank you! I have not applied super glue yet so will try this, thank you! Either way I really appreciate everyone’s help!

            • Taleya@aussie.zone
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              18 hours ago

              Make sure the tabag fragment is saturated - it essentially patches the nail, and you can sand it down

  • SituationCake@aussie.zone
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    24 hours ago

    Stunning day outside. I needed it.

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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    1 day ago

    beach

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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    1 day ago

    another lovely day today

    spring is almost here 😊

  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone
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    1 day ago

    Work computer is a ticking timebomb at the moment. I selected ‘automatically restart after updates are installed’ because I wasn’t actively using it. Now it seems to be just hanging on the final update

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    1 day ago

    Someone pointed out mercury was close to the moon, now this late season fog is going to kill our crops. BURN THE WITCH

    • Taleya@aussie.zone
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      19 hours ago

      Its all fun and games until you need a midwife

    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone
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      1 day ago

      Ahem. We do not make good firewood. And there will be consequences that you will not like. I disapprove of laying curses in a general sense, but I will make exceptions when necessary.

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        23 hours ago

        The witch has chosen not to curse us, rejoice! Maybe the witch can restore our crops, praise the witch!

        • TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone
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          22 hours ago

          Smart of you. I will refrain on this occasion due to your good manners.

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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      1 day ago

      why is fog bad for crops?

      I thought fog kept frost away?

      • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone
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        1 day ago

        Moisture hanging around in the air is conducive to mould and fungus growth. St Anthony’s Fire (ergotism) a distinct possibility.

      • tombruzzo@aussie.zone
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        I don’t know, I’m just going peasant mode right now

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    1 day ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

    • Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone
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      1 day ago

      Croque monsieur and madame please

      • bacon@aussie.zone
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        1 day ago

        🥚
        🍖🧀🍞🥪

        🍖🧀🍞🥪

  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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    1 day ago

    I’m going to request temporary relocation because of the roadworks.

    It’s been a year. Getting woken up from 1am to 5am is not tenable.

  • Catfish@aussie.zone
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    1 day ago

    Ah Monday 4am and cat pee socks in the living room…

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    1 day ago

    Good morning mystical moonbeams 🌚

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