Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they’re being implanted in dogs
Please drink verification can to continue
Well why not
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
Something you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
Skill issue.
git guudThe verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf®
For Lemmy it’s “verification beans” and you’re not allowed to poop for three days.
Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
You are what you eat.
“Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”
Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.
ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔
Nice one! Lol
“Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you’re not a bot”
It’s floating witch rules. If you survive you’re a bot.
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
User logged in.
Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.
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