• Taleya@aussie.zone
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    16 days ago

    site: yeah we rebooted the modem but we’re still not online this is your fault
    me: ok cool, I’ve raised a ticket, can you please send me a pic of the lights and any flashing sequence
    site: We can’t find the modem.
    me: …

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        16 days ago

        The next half dozen emails condensed:

        It;s on top of the rack / what rack / the eight foot black cabinet you keep all the equipment you use EVERY DAY in / we don’t have one of those do you mean the server? / the lights are off / can you check the plug / its unplugged / can you plug it in?/ where? / nvm I’m sending a tech

        I miss L1 ISP support. “can’t find your arse with both hands and a GPS? Too bad, can’t help ya then”