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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 24 hours ago

I LOVE EATING STIR BARS

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I LOVE EATING STIR BARS

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world
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    Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food

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    I find this pretty unsettling.

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.

    • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
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      Is it not cocain smuggling via eating pods?

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        Maybe you’re right, but the hips look very small and the objects very uniform.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.

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        Take your child to work day? Shouldn’t be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.

        Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up…

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    > bites victim  
    > injects stir bars through fangs  
    > drag them back to my lair  
    > throw onto the stir-floor  
    > suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
    > take nap

    Today was a good day.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.

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      Lab Shelob behaviour

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re missing stuff, right?

    I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      I’m stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.

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    Wtf am I looking at?

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      An x-ray image of the abdomen of a child or maybe a pet that swallowed quite a few plastic-coated magnetic stir bars (intended to go into some solution to be automatically stirred by a device in a laboratory) which appear to fill their colon in the foreground of this picture.

      Edit: at least I think so but someone will surely correct me if I’m wrong

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      Probably someone who’s had major bone reconstruction

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    Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this

  • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1. those are huge stir bars
    2. my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱
    • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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      Children eat weird stuff

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.

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          Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.

      • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious

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    What are you, the waste container?

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    Mmm magnets.

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    And implanting them all over the place, apparently.

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    What is happening?

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    You spin me right round…

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    If they’re not supposed to be eaten, why do they look like mints?

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