I’m sorry, you meant to say “Huge numbers, perfect numbers, bigger than ‘Obama’ and ‘Sleepy Joe’ ever had. They came up to me, tears in their eyes and said ‘Sir, it’s too many people that are watching. The internet can’t handle it. America loves you too much. It’s more than the Super Bowl.’ New Ivanka came out from under my desk to watch. Thank you for your attention to me, your favorite president.”