I’m sure he’ll claim God visited him again and told him not to.

… I thought these were fake. Are… are these real?

Hang on, the one about soloing any boss to clock out on time sounds great.

And buttermilk, I think. Probably some other stuff.

Junji Ito did a story like that.

I’m sorry, you meant to say “Huge numbers, perfect numbers, bigger than ‘Obama’ and ‘Sleepy Joe’ ever had. They came up to me, tears in their eyes and said ‘Sir, it’s too many people that are watching. The internet can’t handle it. America loves you too much. It’s more than the Super Bowl.’ New Ivanka came out from under my desk to watch. Thank you for your attention to me, your favorite president.”

Ew, a chin?

That’s wild. I literally just rewatched the Kizumonogatari fight this morning.