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EngineX@lemmy.zipM to European Memes@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days ago

Still all Italian pastas taste the same..

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Still all Italian pastas taste the same..

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EngineX@lemmy.zipM to European Memes@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    The shape matters because different sauces have different consistencies.

    If you’re eating a massive hoagie you want a thick roll, if you’re eating caviar you want a thin cracker.

    • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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      I would like to subscribe to pasta facts.

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The dude in the disney rat chef movie’s named linguine, which is flat spaghetti.

        Subscribe for more bad quality information about pasta.

        • Zorque@lemmy.world
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          STOP

          • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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            You used the wrong O, you are now subscribed to the supplemental Bread Facts newsletter for replying

      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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        https://www.enotecamaria.com/

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      And the pasta texture. See Gnocchi.

      • ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip
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        Gnocchi is tater tots, not pasta

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      Don’t tell me what I want. This is why no one respects yurapeein traditions. Pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious.

      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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        Bees who make honey don’t argue with flies who like to eat manure.

        [jk]

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          the white man is the most superior race

          Thanks Rowling, very cool.

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            This is why we don’t put pineapple on pizza.

            • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              In sweden they put banana on pizza.

              • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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                I had this recently and it’s actually weirdly good. Specifically it is banana chicken curry and the flavors go together quite well. I’m not a fan of banana and assumed I’d dislike it but I was proven wrong

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                In 1658 Sweden was the powerhouse of Europe.

                They ruled an empire that stretched from the Arctic to Germany and deep into Russia.

                Then they put a banana on a pizza and this is the result.

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                But have you tried cold grape jelly on a hot pepperoni slice. Delious.

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    Ctrl+C, Ctrl+Pasta

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    Cavatappi > Macaroni > Penne > Farfalle (fuck those bowties in particular)

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah what are you supposed to eat with farfalle anyway? Also, overcook the external while the middle is still al dente++

      • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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        Skill issue

        • waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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          Looks at skill

          It’s boiling water

          • BlackVenom@lemmy.world
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            Water was clearly too boily.

            2 quick

        • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Well how the _*# do you boil them correctly?!

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            I imagine a gentler boil maybe not even full boil.

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      Macaroni is number 2? The elbows?

      Cavatappi > Penne > Rigatoni > Spaghetti > Farfalle > Orzo > Linguini > Macaroni > Rotini

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        I’d put conchiglie pasta pretty high, I make “mac” n cheese with it because it holds the sauce so well

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          I’d also like to mention gnocchetti sardi as my go-to for pesto, for the same seasons.

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        where do you rank mafaldine?

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