I’m always kind of amazed by people’s ability to identify birds after seeing them zip by in like half a second.

Me: That bird was fast.

Them: What kind of bird was it?

Me: Dunno looked like an angry sphere.

Them: OH! It’s a red cloaca shit pigeon.

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When routine traffic stops turn deadly, what incentive is there to even allow cops to get close? Where is the incentive to allow them to go home to their families, when they have already decided you don’t go home to yours? State sanctioned gang units.

Absolutely should not tell people that fire is its weakness, and damaging data centers hurts insurance companies more because of equipment replacements, and rebuilding structures costs + manpower and whatnot.

Save your photos elsewhere, start replacing photo subjects with ballsacks and buttholes. Allow Google to train its ai like normal.

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Defenestration:

Kicking something out a window👎

Kicking windows off your things👍

And nothing of value was lost.