





White-breasted nuthatch says something more like meep


Crackdown? Cracking down on installing applications? These articles perpetuate Google’s bullshit framing.
Suckin on chili dog is the grossest euphemism for a BJ, like why is it a chili dog? Poor girl doesn’t get a clean dick?


Next election for Ontario and Alberta can’t come soon enough.
I’m really enjoying these cool rocks posts!

USA really needs to replace the moron-class as their leaders.


The Buffalo Sabres are an outlier in the National Hockey league as the only team to celebrate their northern neighbours – even when a matchup is between two US-based teams.
I didn’t know that. Super cool, Buffalonians!


Based Kinew:
“What we want to see happen, is get all these tariffs lifted and the threat of tariffs to stop,” Kinew said. “Maybe we should say that they need to release the Epstein files and then we’ll remove the booze ban.”
“Donald Trump obviously does not like talking about the Epstein files because he’s mentioned in there so often,” the premier added.
Inb4 ‘big game hunters are animal conservationists’ crowd arrives


Finally some good news.
Perfection


Sorry, just pointing out the penis thumbnail for those of us who need to have it acknowledged.

That’s how you get piss on everything, innit.


I went to the Edmonton Gun show over in Stony Plain recently and there was this 6’4" fucker there, white mustache, walking around in a cowboy hat, full BTTF3 style duds and boots asking people to sign the independence petition. He was soooo obviously an American.
When he asked my friends and I to sign and we told him to go fuck his hat, he said, “what? but you’re at a gun show!” Fuck off, dick lips.
There were a few 20-something donkeys signing and giggling away with him though… ugh. But mostly the independence weenies are made fun of, so don’t give up on us here in Berta, please.


These clown cops already know who the high-risk offenders are, this is bullshit. How is Israeli facial recognition shit here in Edmonton. Fuck sake.