far ming: we’re gonna need a couple cows

You know, I’ve held my opinions about Donald Trump but he really couldn’t have gotten to the point he has without the help of good ol’ Hillary Rodham.

So fucking glad I decided to spend a little extra money back in 2022 and get 64 GB of RAM.

Now I have collateral if I want to take out a loan.

I always wanted to push my Farmer (Yes, my humble Farmer) directly into the central cone.

Came here to say this. The OG fake game (and kinda the OG gaming creepypasta too!)

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic shock or if this is the type of comment I was trying to preempt by acknowledging that fact.

Oh, it was a shitpost. Directly from the DoD.

Your local library may have some!

Edididid

I’ve also found that most words become surreal the harder you look at them.

Say the word green like 50 times in a row and tell me that shit’s not made up (all words are lmao)

Yeah, looks like it’s just preinstalled with Pro.

Kinda bogus that they’d use that as a selling point. Makes it seem like there’s some sort of exclusivity.

I think it’s just a really good Windows-like. It uses a modified GNOME that looks pretty good. Though as a KDE fangirl, I probably wouldn’t be able to see it as anything other than GNOME. (◕દ◕)

It’s based on Ubuntu, so I’m sure support is good and breakage is infrequent.

It also looks like you can pay $50 and get access to the pro version, which can mimic any of the major desktops and also lets you use their exclusive creative suite. If that’s any good, it’s no wonder people are flocking to it. Linux is still kinda mid for creatives.

Kinda seems like the new Mint, not that Mint is going anywhere.

Make him proud!

With how much talk of breaking your install goes around, I assumed it would be a challenge. I run pacman -Syu almost every time I update lmao.

Some people are enthusiasts that want to take the training wheels off and challenge themselves. I use CachyOS, which is Arch-based, because it thrashes everything else almost every time in speed tests. Thus far, it hasn’t proven to be more complicated than the Debian-based distros I’ve used. I also wasn’t expecting better features in Arch with certain programs. Being able to get the absolute newest version of a package at all times has proven to be much more useful to me than detrimental.

Dude, nothing about the US school system makes sense. Here’s some bullet points from my time there:

1. Due to a health initiative by Michelle Obama, cafeteria food had to be low-fat, low-sugar, and low-sodium… but most of it was still processed carbohydrates.

2. This policy extended to vending machines. The snacks all had to be healthy. So we had fruit vending machines, right? Wrong. Reduced Fat Doritos and Powerade Zero.

3. Collective punishment.

4. Teachers bullying students. Like, directly saying they would end up nowhere in life.

5. “monitored” official school dances that smelled like a distillery and looked like a clothed orgy.

6. Scare-tactic Sex Education. Abstinence-only sex ed had gone by the wayside, so instead they showed us a bunch of pictures of extreme STD cases and said the only way to prevent that for sure is to abstain. Which is totally different, right?

7. Wellness classes where we’d go bowling and stuff our faces with fried food weekly.

Zero-tolerance policies.

Usually the effect of these policies is that a kid who’s getting bullied puts up with it until he can’t anymore, then finally fights back and gets suspended. Same thing here.

Personally, I don’t think we should encourage violence, but I also don’t see a problem with letting kids fight it out. He was lucky all she did was hit him.

Private: Mint Cinnamon
Skipper: Kubuntu
Kowalski: Arch with i3
Rico: NixOS, fully compiled from scratch. Kowalski does not know when he set this up.