As a daycare teacher, this is an accurate representation of a child

Like these:

It gay

Mistyped. Meant to say Gays instead of Guys. I’ve met a lot of gay guys who never got the talk.

That’s not the Buddha, thats the Budai, you illiterate fuck

(Speaking to the author, not you)

I’ve actually met a lot of gays who never got the talk. Guess their parents never thought they needed it.

There’s a meme about “iPhone Face”, referring to actors in period dramas who resemble modern beauty standards more than the beauty standards of the period their film is set in. Some less film-literate people also use it to talk about how costume design always seem pulled to a more modern interpretation of the style rather than historical accuracy, which makes the actors feel more like modern people than people from the period the film is set in.

No idea

I want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed

You certainly wouldn’t regret it for long

Fuck off. Just fuck off. I’m tired of this tankie shit. USA bad, China also bad. Also, USSR was also bad, and Japan, and both Koreas too. You don’t need to gargle the balls of any nation, and I certainly don’t want to have to watch you do it in front of me. Gross af.

Um. I dont think the sword is the only thing getting fingered

Where can I buy this

Well, sometimes gender fucks with the data because we live in a society and all that. Gotta at least try to compensate for likely sources of error

Well said.

I do think a rainbow table would be welcome in Elementary Ed

Dumber is a stretch, but yes

I dont know the system, but I know thats fucking bad

Gonna send this to my MIL so I don’t have to come to family gatherings anymore