It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”
This photo also includes spiced rum.
The photographer is having Spam and Spum.

Spum
so that’s the first reason !
Spaum
Sounds like an obscure roman dish
nah, Austrian.
naw, that’s doormice

Thanks, I hate it.
Common misconception. Spam is actually short for “is this SuPposed to be hAM?”
If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?
First worst reason: pipe fittings.
That spam is sliced in half.
There are two of these heathens.
Or he saved the other half for the first worst reason…
Bruh. Eat the spam, now can is cup. Pour small amount, now cup is shot glass.
Also, who brings a shit glass camping?
The scout motto is, “Be Prepared.” They never said for what.



