You’re doing it wrong!

Tell me how to do it right

Don’t know but not that way

It’s urgent! You must do it now! Nothing is more important!

-reluctantly prioritized it, doing it now-

Thanks*, glad it’s done, now I can continue with it next week

* hahaha, you wish! Thanks is usually pronounced like “okay” or “finally”

Nice try, Internet

Ask me to do the thing that I am currently doing.

I know this is shitty ask Lemmy, but I’m gong to give an honest answer.

One morning I see a message from a mate. Sharing a link. A racist comedian (or at least, a comedian who makes race and lgbt jokes) was complaining that his show got canceled.

Was actually mad that whole day. Even yelled at a student for the first time.

Now my rule is ‘no social media until coffee break at 10ish’