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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    As always, there is an XKCD for this (#3123, Cannon)

    Title Text: Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles’ heel was his heel.

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      It’s actually fanon if fans are developing the lore rather than the original creators.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      The original original meaning of canon was “measuring rod” or “straight stick,” tho.

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        Is this why they call big boom sticks cannons?

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    I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      Saying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.

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      Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them

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        “Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”

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      Maybe they did understand and just wanted you to die.

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    Lana, these crabs this time were not my fault, this whole place is

    You were going to say lousy with them

    I was, until I realized that’s

    Where the expression comes from

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    Lex: It’s called…Kryptonite.

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    Turns out it’s actually just sodomy. Sodomy is Superman’s kryptonite.

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      Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?

      The second she gets a suntan the kid’ll kick right through her stomach. The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman. That or he wears a kryptonite condom, which could kill him…

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        The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman.

        … well, there’s his cousin for one…

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          That would solve the cat problem

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