• cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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    23 hours ago

    Bidet is cool, but how do you dry your ass? Also, what to do when you miss and a stream of water takes shit away off your asshole to other places like clothes and other parts of your body

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      15 hours ago

      We have a bidet and I still just reach over and soak TP a few times instead, just feels more thorough.

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      23 hours ago

      how do you dry your ass?

      2 sheets of toilet paper.

      what to do when you miss

      It’s hard to miss

      to other places like clothes and other parts of your body

      It doesn’t, it’s still in the bowl.

      It’s easier than it might seem.

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        23 hours ago

        2 sheets of toilet paper.

        Too little.

        It’s hard to miss

        Yes, but it happens

        It doesn’t, it’s still in the bowl.

        It does

        It’s easier than it might seem.

        I’ve been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn’t convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether

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          22 hours ago

          Too little.

          Not for me. But feel free to use more. I have 6 layered toiletpapier.

          Yes, but it happens

          Never happened to me.

          I’ve been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn’t convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether

          Are you Kim Yong Un? Because he works so hard, he burns everything so he never has to poop either.