I like cheese but honestly the food/snack aspect of holidays is often the most overblown aspect of any holiday for me.
The only extra calories I accept come in the form of booze.
Trick or cheesing!
Oh nice! Well done
“They’re putting razors in the cheese!”
“Na, that’s just extra sharp cheddar.”
Wine and cheese would be cheaper than candy.
Get a load of this guy giving out kraft singles.
Walmart got clever with their packaging this year, prices are lower but the bags have like 10 small pieces, if that.
So like a wine walk, but with cheese?

Smoked Gouda. 🤤
I’ll hand out smoked gorgonzola. 🤤
In my neighborhood, there are some houses that also hand out adult treats for the parents, which is so appreciated. No cheese, but often those tiny bottles of wine.
That’s a lovely idea!






