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btaf45@midwest.social to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 1 month ago

Top Trump Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before.

www.theguardian.com

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Top Trump Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before.

www.theguardian.com

btaf45@midwest.social to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 1 month ago
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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before
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‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
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    That’s just fancy talk for an addiction to dissassociative drugs like ketamine in my opinion.

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      I’ve tripped on dissociatives a bunch and never teleported anywhere

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        I’ve been wondering how I got where I was on weed or alcohol though.

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          For sure. I’m betting it was just an alcohol blackout, because memory recall was always crystal clear after a trip.

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        Which drugs did you take ? And what are Republican fundraisers like ?

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          DXM, also known as robotripping. The out of body experience was fun, but memory was never an issue in the 50+ times I did it. And I did obscene amounts.

          And I’d rather die than go to a Republican fundraiser

          My guess is he just blacked out from drinking.

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            I tried once. I drank the whole syrup bottle and then had a mild mdma-like experience and the worst stomach explosion of my life.

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              Did you get one with just DXM?

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                no i just had ketamine like an adult. Then we watch a documentary about john lily and that time they masturbated a dolphin.

                then i quit drugs for good

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        Clearly you’re not trying hard enough

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          I did have an out of body experience, though, which was interesting

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            Did your astral form go to Waffle House?

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              No, I was just watching myself from the ceiling.

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                (of the Waffle House)

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