• microcapybara@sopuli.xyz
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      27 days ago

      Possibly, but Data can perform much of his own maintenance, can he not? Soong considered many aspects in his design — perhaps his ejaculatory system is designed with this in mind and is capable of refilling without additional tooling.

      Computer, delete that entire post.

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        27 days ago

        Sure, but where is he getting the cum?

        can…can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I’m imagining him saying “Computer, replicate a bucket of cum,” and swapping em out.

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          I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”

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            Computer: “Commander Riker, I cannot fulfill this request as Captain Picard has explicitly banned your replicator account from ordering this and related products. Your holodeck privileges have also been revoked”