• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 days ago

    Sure, but where is he getting the cum?

    can…can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I’m imagining him saying “Computer, replicate a bucket of cum,” and swapping em out.

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      I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”

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        Computer: “Commander Riker, I cannot fulfill this request as Captain Picard has explicitly banned your replicator account from ordering this and related products. Your holodeck privileges have also been revoked”