the 32-year-old Goth and the 40-year-old LaBeouf

Year is 2026.

The two met and became a couple while filming “Nymphomaniac: Vol. II” in 2012

So that’s puts their ages at 18 and 26 respectively when they met.

Is it because he’s an actual cannibal?

TIL Shia LeBeouf was married. That must have been… a ride.