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exu@feditown.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

You wouldn't download furniture

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You wouldn't download furniture

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exu@feditown.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    I have plans to make a few furniture, then upload the plans to Codeberg. It is however extremely hard to source materials locally, because a few companies have monopolized the wood supply (unless you’re fine with chipboards), and otherwise you were supposed to buy something by Ikea (I want to get away from “furnitureslop” produced by Ikea).

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      What CAD program do you use to design furniture?

  • Jspelts@lemmy.world
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    I’m going to sell iptoilets and call my store ipfreely…

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    The ipfurniture is right next to my fsfur

  • SayCyberOnceMore@feddit.uk
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    I suppose an iptable setup correctly could allow you to watch IPTV…

  • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
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    And if so… Dawg with nftables 💀

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      lost all my money on these damn nftables

      • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
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        Damn, that’s why we need aitables in their place

  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You guys won’t believe this, but the movie series “IP Man” has nothing to do with computers.

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      Is it about copyright?

    • galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world
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      Maybe they’ll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.

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    I misconfigured my ipdoor and can’t get in anymore

    • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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      This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.

      • DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.ml
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        it’s always DNS

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          http://www.isitdns.com/

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    So theres also a iphone?

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      I’ve never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Yes…for sharpening your knives.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      Alfred: What’s a htub, Sir?

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    I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

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      Now that’s a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

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        nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.

      • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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        Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?

    • BL4CKP1XX13@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.

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    Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

    (Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

    Lol

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      is there any sequence of letters that can’t be read as fart in french? in don’t speak french so i say non

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    nfkea is the new hotness

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    I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

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      It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

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        What’s ipdog?

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          Not much, ip are you?

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        deleted by creator

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      The one in Ipswitch?

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    is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

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    ipkea

    I tried to shop there, but I wasn’t allowed to enter the store.

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